F*** you!
- Excuse me lady. Would you mind if I ….. I just have a jar of honey.
- – – Sorry mam but I’m in a hurry…
- – – Oh. Please.… your trolley is full.
- – – Yah, it is.
- – – My child, come on… I’m too old to stand waiting.
- – – And I’m too young to care after children.
- – – I see. My poor child. You’re not in a good mood today… aren’t you?
- — – - I ain’t , plus that’s none of your business.
- — Actually it is. Because of your …. bitter anger, I will be forced to tiredly stand waiting until you finish.
- – – And? Ain’t that what a line’s about?
- – – I know you are first in the queue darling…. I’m just asking you to…
- - - Waste my time! said I’m in a rush.
- – – I can not stand for long, my feet are weak and hurt.
- – – Online shop. No need to walk.
- — I don’t understand young lady….. my house is right in the corner.
- – – - Bufff.
- — Never mind… it is just one thing, I will be quick.
- – – Quick? So you can be quick but not stand!
- – – I am only carrying a jar of honey ….
- – – I don’t give a – …. Can’t loose time, right! Stay behind and shut up.
- – – You are such a beautiful lady, you remember me of …… but no. no. no …. she wasn’t unkind and wicked like you!
- – – You don’t look into me like that you smart pushy oldie!.
- – – Don’t you have a grandmother sweetheart?
- – – So what , I’ve to take pity on you?
- – – No, darling, actually I take pity on her.
Her hand lets the honey jar slip and hit the ground splitting the glass into pieces with a laud bang.
- - – Oh, my god! Why did you do that? How dare you hit my wrinkled hand?… And now,… you see! … how could you?
- - – What!?
- - – Oh, my hand! My honey…why did you hit me young lady?
People start looking back at the spilled honey and the poor attacked elderly woman.


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